Do you ever stop to ask yourself why you are attacking others? Is is the instant gratification you get knowing you'll be paid $5-$6 per post from your signature campaign when you do attack others? When was the last time you paused when clicking reply/quote and ask yourself - "Is this the best reply I can make?" Have you ever stopped to ask yourself if replying to every post to or about your is the right thing to do?
No? I didn't think so.
Not sure if it was really a question since you answered without waiting for me to respond, but yes, I spent a lot of time on the strawberry jam post. Initially I was planning to go with a bloody knife or a ski mask and a bag full of money but that's too cliche and doesn't quite reflect hacker1001101001's childish excuses and denials. I'm sorry it didn't meet your high standards.
What's funny is the only reason he included hacker was because I, then you, excluded him.
Ah, the Jedi mind trick again.