You didn‘t list PCS Infinity prepaid Mastercard:
https://www.mypcs.com/card/pcs-infinity/This one has a free unique Iban account and can be applyed fully online. The account can receive and send (not 100% sure about sending) transfers from any EU bank account. I asked their support if crypto trades are ok and did not get any negative answer.
Should be mentioned here i think. But the card is 15€ per year, so not free!