Hello all,

I'm new here and I'm starting a group buy of the latest 29th/s miners! They are a little bigger than a refrigerator (the chip is the size of a loaf of bread, this then goes inside
the refrigerator to keep it from going supernova when you apply the 440v lines to it) but the best thing is that I take jewelry instead of cash or BTC! Just gather up the
old ladies finest and send it to my P.O. Box conveniently located in Eye-Socket Wyoming (Next to the Burp'n Bread Inn). When Jed gets off working at the Roadkill Cafe and stops
at the box he will fetch my goodies (er...I mean your investment) and without haste deliver them to me. Once that occurs, and we have 15-1/2 people to invest, I am going to
run the lines across the back yard over to Jimbo's place and hook up to his air conditioner to get the power for these babies. Now don't worry, I understand there may be some
people that are doubters here but rest assured that ALL of this will be live and video taped for future miners to admire! When the power starts up, I'm expecting it to draw so
much juice from jimbos that his wifes vibrator will go dead (and it aint even hooked up to da wall outlets!) (Now that's some serious mining power and I dare anyone to say it aint!)

So, the ways I see it is... If you went and gave your hard earned money or BTC to some clown that will remain nameless (Er...Hashcesar84) that just comes on here with promises of return on your investment and that can't provide a simple picture of ANYTHING in relation to what you are buying, what you bought, or what you even THINK you bought, then you are the kind of chump...er....uh.....um....I mean Client that we need in this exciting endeavor! So kick on back, whip it out (your money that is) and sit back with the popcorn cause this is gonna be more fun than shaving my wifes back with a weed-whacker! (although not as entertaining when you get into the 4" areas and the twine gets all caught up in that jungle)!

So without any further adieu, I am proud to introduce myself as a new addition to this forum but I like to think of myself as a farmer, a hash farmer. (Granted that meant alot more fun back in the early 80's but I'll take what I get now from hash farming!). You can call me OX or AO since it would be quite strange to call me Anal!

I am waiting for Sunday to come to see what this guy does (or I should say what he doesn't do). No one bought 1/2M dollars in equipment from the place he is talking about since I know the place and do business with them and never had an order anywhere near that kind of money. They make person control products (turn-styles and things like that). He may have got a proforma from them but surely didn't spent any money like he is saying. However...Sunday will tell now wont it!?!?!!!