On 26 August 2019, a US Federal Court ruled that Satoshi Nakamoto is the partnership of Dave Kleiman and Craig Wright.
I mean, you could at least make up lies that aren't instantly disprovable.
Here's a transcript of what the court
actually said:


In other words, the court does not decide who is or was Satoshi, but for the purposes of this ruling only, CSW owes Kleiman 50%.