If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.
Oh brother.

Why would Satoshi threaten to dox himself? Can you answer that?
Clearly you weren't dealing with Satoshi, if anybody at all.
Smoking pot while reminiscing about what great pals you and Satoshi were, also inferring that he was killed and his body found covered in feces... all just to promote your altcoin? I would say it was bizarre if it wasn't also pretty low.
Your Blockstream buddy BitcoinFX might disagree with you.