Dear internets,

I am poor boy my family just move to country of California. I wish to start mining the bitcoin but I haven't the money to purchase mining rig. I am mine a little bit but only 10 Mhash/s. If you could donate I would be happy to pay you back. Also, my uncle is a wealthy billionaire prince in a Turkish jail. If I can raise the monies to free him he will pay you back 100 times. thanks.