TAT, I might be responsible

In my defense, I thought the sarcasm was obvious... I even added some fine print at the end to make sure.
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9,600,000 - 5,050,672 = 4,549,328 unsold public shares.
That's almost half of all public shares in the IPO offering.
Have you decided what will happen to the unsold shares?
The shares will be destroyed to benefit
existing shareholders you.
I'm totally super srs!