And will DigiShield prevent my wife from getting pregnant?
Yes and no...
The more time you spend watching DigiByte, the less the odds of you getting your wife getting pregnant. ;-)
(ie. If you spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week behind your PC, watching this forum and the exchanges, your wife won't become pregnant with your baby

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The key part of that sentence being MY BABY.
Heheheheheheh.