Good News! I was finally able to sell (everyone jumps off the boat at the same time when this happens). It adds to the rush when there's ten times more downtime than up time; makes it extra exciting. It's been a good night for the exchange, though, hasn't it? You didn't have to suffer any of the actual losses, did you? I only lost half a bitcoin.

Aren't you gonna console me with some comforting words like "You're not the only one who suffers from the problems we cause."? That's what all the other exchanges say.