I think I should take some time to rediscover the past that caused this mess
Quit playing a fool!
Why don't you just admit it head-on that you bought a hacked account?
Unlucky for you, the account you bought has such an identity which you simply cannot manage to represent. This account, buddy, is even older than nutildah's and has a very rich transaction history primary related to mining.
To start, why don't you tell us the difference between a ZeusMiner Blizzard and a Corsair CX750M?