Do you need a real friend?
For one week I will be your friend - I will call you, email you, chat with you on SMS/WhatsApp/Insta/SC - whatever you wish.
Will offer genuine mates chat/banter, will listen to your problems, ideas, - whatever you want to speak about.
0.01 BTC for one week of genuine friendship.
Are you female ? If you're female, maybe someone will hire you to please himself with your sweet voice over voice/video calling.
For me, sending 0.01 BTC only to talk to you can make me sad, i can get whatever you're offering free of cost on the interent.