I am not the one who needs a bunch of butt buddies to be their hype beast.
Oh don't start topic sliding now. You're the one who chickened out of a bet you proposed yourself.
Besides that point, you don't even need us to be your hype beast, a good butt buddy takes on that role out of their own volition.
You jokers! A buttbuddy is someone who takes a drag off the lit end of the cigarette.