But I'm not the one to make an argument here, I am only interesting in refuting arguments, and only if it can be done with 8th grade science.
Now that your "free-fall" nonsense is refuted, what are you going to do? Revert to a ridiculous "Well now it has to be falling FASTER THAN GRAVITY" like someone else here, or simply admit you were wrong about that?
You haven't refuted anything, you just obfuscated the issue and proclaimed the laws of physics "debunked".
There you go with proclamations as THE TRUTH again.
Either show your correctness with math, or you have not shown it. Start with fall times and bounds of uncertainty.