Cash is gone baby, cash is gone. #nohomo
I wonder where you live.
I still can use cash, for some strange reason. Go figure.
LOL, I've stated before where I live, and yes, people around me use cash, it's just there is not much to go around atm.
O.k. So, now, you are admitting that you can use cash...
Time for a reboot Jay, you're pass the 24hr mark, and that quantum chip of yours needs to discharge for one freaking second.

You should probably call up to grandma to send you down some milk and cookies because you are starting to go even more delirious than you had been.
Probably would be better if she just directed you to more child activities instead allowing you to free-range with adult activities (meaning computers).