We're all going to die of course.

Perhaps you're better off taking a breather from this scene for a bit? You don't seem to be in a jolly state of mind.

My own personal preference would be for a total asshole to take control and turn it into a faucet shithole filled with flashing ads for private key generators. The sooner it discards any centralised point of influence the better as far as I'm concerned. No one goes to an Android website. They just use it.