Dont dare to pitch yourself as the bitcoin jesus like RogVer did. You are not some entitled person to recieve any credit if you dont have anything to offer as collateral. You see, business is based around trust in real life where loan sharks have their debt collection gangs to get the money with force. In the internet since identity can be faked and legal problems arise collateral is the thing that everyone trusts on.

This is not your mom's wallet where you can borrow (<make that "snatch") whatever you wish to for whatever reason. Get a job, a real one.