I got into Bitcoin just before the bubble of 2013. One week later it exploded and carried on exploding for weeks.

'Holy shit. This is incredible. It's like a money fountain. I am set, baby.'

After eight orgasmic weeks 2014 arrived and kicked my balls through the top of my head. I was in the red for the best part of three long and agonising years. It got there in the end. It sure as shit made me work for it.