I have always dreamed of being in a gang. For too long my chicken legs, concave chest, fevered panting and micropenis have been the subject of persecution. Now the boot is on the other foot and it's time to round on someone else.
Kill, lash out, stomp, maim, disfigure.
GET HIM.
I'll be hiding round the corner if you need me.
Well...you could always sign up to work for these guys, I hear they pay well and are swamped with work right now:
https://www.demandprotest.com