Success with payoneer?
What I understood from what you are saying is you wanna link VCC to your paypal account. For you to have a VCC is to have a bank account, there goes your problem. You won't find a solution to that except going to be a bank and deposit to have a bank account with a card that has CVV in the back. No wasting time there.
Yep nothing works. Buying a VCC from US Bank wouldn't work as well for my paypal account. I've just talked to someone who sells VCC to a seller here in bitcointalk. This PayPal adventure of mine isn't saving me but has become an agonizing pain in my ass.