I mean, even if you don't agree to meet with any of us shorter-term WO plebs personally, I hope that at least you will allow some of us to visit your island, and maybe provide free appetizers? No pressure.

I am a simple man Jay, with fairly simple tastes in life. And have little need for much possessions. And aside from probably NOT being in the "can buy an island if bitcoin does one or two more runs" category, I'd likely not buy one even if I could.
That said, there is no doubt that I could pick up a vegetable tray or salami platter from Krogers on the way to a WO meetup some day if that mythical event ever happens. I mean... I'm even good for that if bitcoin only goes DOWN from here...
Not enough to buy an island, but enough to buy a food platter whether BTC prices go up or not...
What to make of it?
I will have to ponder the matter longer, and maybe some day, I could formulate a witty response.
You have truly and literally stumped the chump, this time.

This was exactly the position I wished for you to be in after my posting. I see no reason to divulge in any way or to any extent how many bitcoin I hold. But unfortunately another effect of having been in the space for so long there is no doubt that just about all my holdings are known thanks to my reuse of addresses in early days and my various counterparties over the years. Oh well... This is also why I think Monero actually has a use case.