Billy Motivates didn't motivate me cos he sexually assaulted me with his wet, slippery fins. Then there was the time when I was learning to program Ride. A group of crypto guys came up to me and asked what I was doing. I said I was learning to Ride on Waves. They said, "Why don't you ride on us, darling?" and ripped my clothes off!

I'm sick of it! I'm now suing Sasha for compensation.