Re: Request: If you have some free CPU power then try mining Gapcoin
This is buggery but u liked it huh? You like buggery? Are you by chance Dirty Mike and The Bad Boys? Wanna sit on a D with ur pooper and mess around in that ramshackle red Prius? Like in that movie?? U follow me yeah? 
Alright, buggery lover
Alright, buggery lover I don't like buggery. You like it. You are the buggerer; most likely a sodomite and philistine, and an otherwise nattering nabob of negativism.
List your other powers below and I will see how I can use you and your powers. Maybe offer u a job. A good job.
Well shoosh. There's several. Where to begin. How's 3 for starters?
- I can summon a sundry of earthworms to rise out of the ground via ancient agrarian ritual.
- I have a specific form of ESP where I can sense the presence of all hats within a 10 meter radius.
- I can make time disappear by writing nonsense on internet forums.
Let me know where to send my application, and if you need any references, I have pocket of earthworms you can consult.