As stompix said above, I am using my real name. If I don't pay out, you could take it to the editors at Stuff.co.nz or Nzherald.co.nz (basically our two biggest news sites) and they will probably write a scathing article about me calling me a fraudster.

Or you could be playing a prank on the sperm researcher... either way, good luck with your project and may the aliens help you.