Wow... 1000 years of of 1000W coffee machine running 5minutes per day ;-)
And few hours of operation of the accelerator where I'm working and few minutes of operation of the LHC

So probably a few seconds of planned LHC successor... Is yours as sensitive as LHC and also detects TGVs?
Coal-running GPUs ;-) It would be interesting to calculate how much CO2 was produced for it.