Bitcoin available in Australia post offices.

Bitcoin has been available at many post offices in the EU for years ->
BTC Post officesBut if you want a real paradise for all crypto lovers come to Croatia and visit
BitcoinStore, buy/sell crypto without any ID/KYC in the amount of 15000 HRK (2000 EUR) daily. If even that is not enough, hold your coins for at least 2 years after purchase and pay exactly 0% tax after sale

If I was croatian law enforcement, I would put a spy cam on that shop.
If someone is coming 10 times or more a year, start looking at how (s)he makes his/her money.