C'mon guys... this is obviously a troll account.
Just get a good, reputable wallet like Electrum, and deal with known companies and you will not have to worry about Scams. With their security, I can backup my wallet on the internet and still know my BitCoins are safe.

1. Nobody is this stupid.
2. Those aren't even real seed words.
He puts a bit more effort into his trollisms than some but he's kind of just a Sacha Baron Cohen character.