You need to
take a chillpill, suchmoon; I heard that it is amongst the best of treatments for uninflammening OCD, and wear a mask, too.

I don't know about that... I had a few beers (some of the best anti-OCD medicine I'm aware of) and it still didn't look right. I think I'll just wait for page 119 so that I don't see it anymore.
I personally usually try "all naturale" remedy attempts like banging my head against the wall (or a tree)... or some grass.. (the grass usually works the best and does not leave as much swelling.. Oh? making snow angels work pretty well, but it is such a season-dependent remedy), and really has not worked very well for me, so I was just going by what I "heard" might work...
I will retract my advices, except for the snow angels part or maybe rolling in some dirt might work. I will try the rolling in the dirt approach, and let you know how it goes.

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Most humans have ~20 fingers&toes... so I'll be here, watching if your math starts getting wobbly after September.
I can count to 31 with only
one hand.
So I think I am ok for the first 1,023 months with two hands. It's well into the next century: it's a lot of OCD and beers until then!
We should try not to be speciesists, here.
It might help to reduce our stress levels..
(and OCD to the level that we might have it) #justsaying.