Browsing through retards history some of his brightest moments:

"My hot european girlfriend gave me an ultimatum either her or Darkcoin so I smacked that bitch unconscious with a rusty tire iron."

"I will buy your cheap TOP  Cool and hodl like a pro.
Topcoin is best coin.
When is next block halving?
Can't wait for the tears when TOP reaches 100 sats..."

"Hahaha fuck you dev idiot preminer you wasted putting up a website and failed hahahaahha fuck you." - DUCKcoin

"Why is Blackcoin crashing? I invested heavily and you fuckers told me it was going to 3k sat. Now it's barely at 2200 hahaha what a joke this shit coin is."