If I've learned anything from these forums, it's that the first thing I need to do is proclaim myself CEO of my company. I'll worry about setting it up and all the other little details later - I'm an ideas guy.
Logansryche, I took the liberty of making you a business card to help you get started:
http://i.imgur.com/Duzzb.jpgYou'll notice that I tried to adapt it to your style as much as possible, which is the kind of quality you can only expect out of such a premium service such as mine. Notice the comic sans? I thought it was a nice fit. Since that took me 7 hours to make and upload, you now owe me 3BTC. If you doubt the time I spent on it I will upload a picture of the post it note where I wrote down all the times. That will probably take me another 3 hours, though, since I'll need to upload it in small parts, so at that point you'd owe me another 2BTC, which I calculate as a 10% markup.