Close. I think rather well of housewives and chaste girls. It's just that there are so few of them. I even like trashy chicks until they start to lose their looks and conveniently get ex-slutty (at least in public). My mom prolly did me a disservice by being such a good example and setting the bar too high.
Are you hot for your mom or something? Geez, dude, your problems are worse than I could imagine. My mother was beautiful, but even
thinking about her in comparison to women I am/have been sexually active with feels bizarre, to say the least.