So you know where all that money is going to go to after he gains access to those keys on his laptop. Lawyers fees are a biatch!

Didn't Wizsec research show that the missing coins were laundered to BTC-e by Vinnik? They recently
recovered nearly $100 million from one of his bank accounts too. Or is this all some elaborate plot by Mark, a la Keyser Soze?
That would be the Soze you have been looking for.
He was a magic the gathering games master so he can take many forms...
in his mind.
