I'm one of those suckers that evaluate incoming CVs to make sure the companies I work with hire competent web developers.
Well evaluate ... how is stopping you ...
When you reach that point in life like i did you can afford to Say to as...holes: Go f...uk yourself and your job ! It takes a long time and a lot of experience in your area to say that ...
It's called the Layer Cake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSborxD6avQ