You can even build a Passport yourself, from scratch!
That is interesting part that I missed. Building it myself from scratch and ten times cheaper just because I can 
It's more likely 2 - 4 times more expensive since getting individual parts on small amount is quite expensive
Ledger looks a like old USB drive you can get for 50 cents and don't let me start with their shity Ledger Live 
I wouldn't disagree with that, but at least people still use USB drives. Nobody has owned a phone which looks like the Passport for 15+ years. And yes, Ledger Live is bad, which is why most people use Electrum as the interface instead. and don't let me start with their shity Ledger Live Don't get me wrong - I like the airgapped designed, and I like their commitment to being open sourced (although no links to their GitHub yet), I just don't see myself carrying such a device around with me. Perhaps I would use it as a hardware wallet that stays at home.
You could buy a feature phone as obfuscation, but i doubt there are any feature phone with 0.8 inch (about 2 cm) thickness these days.