I am a simple man with absolutely no need for "Lambos",cannot afford the years taken off my life due to any drug habits, and don't want hookers.
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I suppose that sounds boring.
No worries. Do you know what most companies do these days for their carbon footprint? offset it. So they pay for some forest or something.
You can go Lambo Drugs Hookers neutral, by off setting it to me. Then you can know hookers and lambo makers can feed their families