Here is the complete "fake chat":

http://pastebin.com/LPm3jBG7

2.[14:13] I'm surprised you actually answer me for once. I did not expect that. I'm just wondering if you have a timeframe for when the "temporary unavailable" bitcoins will be available?
3.[14:15] I never thought it would come to this but here we are
4.[14:15] I'm gonna give a public statement later
5.[14:16] I give you my word
6.[14:17] For you see there is a lot of things we have to deal with now
7.[14:17] It's up to the US govt when we can access the cold storage
8.[14:17] We never got it back after they confiscated it last summer
9.[14:18] I'm gonna be frank here
10.[14:18] They let us keep running the exchange but they did freeze all our assets in relation to the SR to investigation
11.[14:19] So you see it is really not our fault
12.[14:19] So down to the deep truth
13.[14:13] truth?
14.[14:19] It never accrued to us that we would have to access the cold storage
15.[14:20] I'm gonna have
16.[14:20] to run out shortly
17.[14:21] hang around for a while so
18.[14:21] you and I can talk some more
19.[14:21] after desert
20.[14:21] Now you should read the second word of everything I wrote

Entertaining, just wish the actual underlying song could be embedded here...