(He does indeed have a Bitcointalk account as of right now, though of course none of you know it's him..)
Shhh. I'm trying to keep a low profile here.

Satoshi is actually that guy BitcoinSteve...who drops all the bad news in all the speculation threads and talks about the doom of bitcoin
If it is possibly BitcoinSteve, I'll throw in Gollum, proudhon, ElectricMucus or AnonyMint. :-)

(obviously kidding, I hope).