MoronCoin
FailureCoin
ShitCoin2
TheftCoin
InternetScamCoin
AbortionCoin
Personally, AbortionCoin is my favorite, cause this coin never left the womb. It got the good ole coat hanger in a 7-11 bathroom treatment.
A shame that your last coin got the so called 7-11 treatment, it sounds to me like that therapy would of served your mother well and made this world a better place. As for the rest of the names on your list you can keep them they are as foolish as you seem to be.
Thank you for your input.