I see your sense of self importance his still intact. Good for you. If reading comprehension fails, then just pretend you know more than everyone else. I've got another great strategy, buy on one site and short on another you can't lose!

Turns out you can lose. Some whale can come to market and send the market in the complete opposite direction of what it was heading in the most spectacular fashion. My short got margin called. A $666.67 loss I took on that, with all the other fees that the exchange steals from you not included.
Then on the rise, I thought I would be smart and try and trade the tops...turns out it wasn't so smart and I would end up buying back for more than I sold at, so I never tried to trade the $710 top. Now, that would have been smart. Instead, I sold 75% of what I had at $650, fearing a smack down that would wipe out all my profits....turns out, I burned myself again.......I am very bad at trading when the market is so intense. I cant trust any decision that I need to make in the heat of the moment when emotions come into play.
This market is enough to drive anyone to fkn distraction.