Does it count if you have a cat under your hat?

This cat has a hat for that.

...but you
could appeal to my softer side and apply for a deviance.

Alternatively, you could just
be a deviant and make it a DIY project:

I think that's actually a bearcat wearing a hatchash forked hat.
Rebels come in lots of forms such as the infinite loop of a cat NOT wearing a hat that have a cat NOT wearing a hat on the hats that they are NOT wearing.