Unearned rent is evil, and extracting it to provide a return to investors is unethical behavior. We will have no part in that.
Says the man sitting on a huge pile of Freicoins he earned just as much as any pre-mined coin developer. Of course, this time it's different because charity is good and lending capital at great risk is evil. You're entitled to seigniorage because you hold a moral high ground - you're a better person than those evil Bitcoin speculators.
Gee where do I send my money.