everyone here knows we all lie about owning corn. we just like to act like big shots who made it big.
secretly we are all crying inside as we missed the boat. bunch of losers, we are

pardon me for the moment, i have to go beg some Ramon noodles from the local food bank.
Sucks to be you, vapourminer... you BIG loser.
I graduated to self-sufficiency status
(not quite fuck you status, but still)... and I only eat Ramen twice a week, and I buy all my groceries by my lil selfie.
well looks at mr money bags here, show off.