Exactly where are you earning that salary from?  Everything I've read thus far points to you in a straight vector toward the poorhouse.

Also this:
is insane nonsense, and if that represents your grasp on reality then I seriously doubt you're going to be attending any parties in the near future, bitches, fat salary or not.  I think the flag on you is a wee bit harsh, but it doesn't surprise me that you ended up with it.  I don't know if you're truly a scammer or not, but my inclination would be to give you the benefit of the doubt and just say you're attempting to do transactions that your trust level doesn't warrant. 

What's the name of that member who got negged by hilariousandco for trying to escrow $100k?  Mdayonliner?  I can't remember all of these users who didn't think people were noticing that they were doing fishy things.  Anyway, spy100 is another one to add to that list.