do you think you could probably work out some fancy btcgosu address? 
1btcgosu takes ~50 days for 50% chance to find it on my (not so fast) hardware. 1BTCgosu is 58 times faster, and I can probably find it in a couple of days (for a small fee).Let's do this
Public Key: 04035225D91089F09145026C59D2A7AD502D26E2100F8211391E70E4AB40A8CB63D28210D07188E 69D1E11562FB47AF8D11163C76D4AECC6D9D12B9EB2DAAE050C
Prefix: 1BTCgosu
PM'ing you now to sort out the fee!