As you see this is the problem, localbitcoins won't even let you look at your wallet without 'tier 1 verification':
Where would we be without Bitcoin's decentralization? 
Anyway no worries, there is a bitcoin ATM here I can get too eventually
If you are going to come back to the forum in any capacity, I would still recommend creating some concrete link between the 2015 cryptographic identity and the current one: if at time you repaid a previous loan and you still have access to the wallet that did so, you could sign a message with those relevant addresses from the repayment transaction.My localbitcoins profile is this: https://localbitcoins.com/accounts/profile/discorder but if they want all this bullshit verification then I'll just go back to #bitcoin-otc like the old days