Alas, I need 100k BTC to just get 'invited' to a party where there are enough 'rich guys' to even have such 'fantasy women' show up!..sure...
I still would not have a shot..but..hey, at least then someone looking like her might 'talk to me'.
Whereas now, if I was to approach to ask directions, w/o such a party invite, I'd get maced and arrested for 'stalking' or some such. (sheesh)
Are you serious!?
Alas, you are. Well, with that stunning personality, no wonder you cant even talk to a beautiful woman without having her mace you and call the cops.
The problem isnt her. And it isnt a lack of money or party invites.
Sheesh.
Anyway, little steps BTC Hoard/HODL...little steps....soon! 
Well, thats the spirit! Bitcoin still loves you. Bitcoin loves everybody who wants to HODL it.