Sometimes you haiku.
Other times your ass gets haiku'ed.
Regardless, I hodl.

A girl like that is affordable for everyone in this forum.
It is just a matter of length of time that differs.
Well at least it won't cost me more than a couple of sats!
Guys. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Bitcoin wont get us everything we desire. I'm pretty sure that super-wealthy supermodel and (probably super) mother Kate Upton isn't about to risk losing her super-wealthy, super-talented husband (
professional baseballer with the Houston Astros - one of the highest paid in the league to boot) for a few sats in a fling with any of us... okay, maybe she would for El_duderino or LFC_Bitcoin but with their charm, they wouldn't even need Bitcoin and I'm pretty sure she's already too old for them anyway.