But you may be...
I
may be doing all sorts of things. I
may even be dating Elle Macpherson, having met her while filming a beer commercial in Miami. But such ridiculous claims require ridiculous evidence, though I'm sure it won't take you too long to invent some.
Is this some kind of cipher? You a white hacker or what?
What part of it don't you understand? All I'm saying is I have multiple good reasons to keep myself to myself.