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Board Speculation
[WO] Deadpanning this ASAP, before reality again runs ahead of satire
by
nullius
on 22/09/2020, 15:12:39 UTC
Man, UK pubs were already closing far too early, compared to most other countries (last round @ 11:30pm IIRC)... Looks like COVID-19 sealed the deal! Now families can take their kids with them to the pub, and be back home in time for bed.

Puritans will also love this secondary or tertiary effect of Covid-panic:  Now, we must restrict pubs to serve only non-alcoholic “beer”!