All of these supposedly statistically fair games seem to rape you when you cash anything out or just when you decide to bet bigger than some micro level.
Curious if anyone has ever beat one without getting crushed the second they take some off the table?
If you are exchanging the meaning of the word fair into "always has a chance to win" within a dice game, that is actually unfair. Dice games are a game of probability and its always 1/6 or 1/12 or whichever die you are playing with. These games can be played by thinking of what probability is closest to one so you have a better chance of it coming out.
I've never heard of a dice game with 1/6 or 1/12 chances to win. What's that?