You're clearly here with an agenda. Probably be better if you just straight out told us like an honest human being who you are working for, instead of skulking around fishing with an agenda ...
Very well. As you so insist, I will straight out honestly tell you who I am working for. But I must warn you that you will never believe it. You cant handle the truth!
Ready?
I work for myself. Exclusively. I am a loose cannon. And I do indeed have an agenda: My own agenda. Dictated by me, and no other.
Literally
nobody pays me to be here. Damn, I wish that somebody paid me to be here.
Well, I told you that you wouldnt believe it. It is actually easier for you to believe that I am a secret agent. I suppose that shows how your mind works.
Now, what if I were to ask
you to just straight out [tell] us like an honest human being who you are working for, instead of skulking around fishing with an agenda? LOL.
Sound advice. Including this part:
Paranoia paralyzes. Paranoia is a mind-killer. Mass-manipulators deliberately sow paranoia amongst those they wish to neutralize, and in particular, among political activists. There is a world of difference between prudence and paranoia. But on the other hand, "just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you..."